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Dirty dares over text messages for him 101! Here are some dirty dares over text, what to dare your boyfriend over text and how to do dares over text with your husband or fiance to spice up your long distance relationship. These make great flirty dares for your crush or boyfriend if you're playing truth or dare over text, make perfect dirty couples games for long distance relationships, dirty dares for couples you haven't heard of yet!
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What is a good flirty dare?
From creating an 'anything but clothes' outfit, to designing a hot tattoo for your partner, to telling you something dirty using only celebrities' names, here are tons of fun and flirty dares ideas and dirty things to dare a guy over text - dares ideas you might not have heard yet!
1. Perform seductive karaoke
This one is golden and you are sure to end up in stitches!
2. Pretend you are making sweet love to the sofa/couch
For the next two minutes. Make it as real as possible!
3. Send me the most scandalous text you can think of
All the opportunities to get creative here! This dare is sure to be hilarious!
4. Film yourself eating a food in a sensual manner
A flirtatious and hilarious boyfriend dare idea!
5. Take a video of yourself performing a strip tease
Ask him to channel his inner performance artist with this cheeky dare for your boyfriend!
6. Create an 'anything but clothes' outfit
Super creative and flirtatious, this dare is so much fun and you could even both take part!
7. Do your best vampire impression
To reignite your Edward Cullen love affair
8. Take the thing you most want to do to me right now and write it in code
This could be an anagram or the letters could be swapped out for different ones, to make it hard to guess. It will increase levels of anticipation as you try to work out what it says!
9. Play dirty hangman with me
This sounds bad but is just the simple game of hangman, just the X rated version! It will be sure to keep your spirits up. Amongst other things.
10. Write down five s** questions you always wanted to ask me
A simple dare but a goodie! This will make you feel closer together, even if you are distanced far apart. It's a great dare idea to spice up your long distance relationship!
11. Post some flirtatious emojis on your Facebook wall
In as casual a way as possible
12. Take a sultry crawl and make it look as seductive as possible
13. Try to turn me on in five words
This is even harder than it looks (pardon pun)
14. Send a picture of your most flamboyant underwear
15. Attempt to twerk
16. Order me a s** toy you think I'd like
17. Give me a hot dare for next time when we're together
18. Video call me and belly dance for me
19. Try to turn me on in one word
This is really tricky but allows him to get super creative!
20. Recommend me a p**n website
21. Go outside wearing your clothes inside out
22. Tell me something dirty, using only celebrities names
23. Make a super aphrodisiac potion
24. Draw me naked
25. Draw the filthiest thing you can think of
26. Write a dirty poem for me
27. Play dirty pictogram with me
28. Tell me the weirdest thing about me that turns you on
29. Photograph yourself in the best locations to have s** in your house
30. Send one of these photos without context to someone in your contacts
30. Tell me the dirtiest word you can think of
31. Use phone autosuggest to create a dirty message
32. Send the message to your parents
33. Send a bunch of naughty emojis to your nan
34. Send an innocent innuendo message to someone
35. Ask for s** advice from your mum/mom
36. Put on a dirty song and play it really loud
37. Cover yourself in your favourite relish and I have to guess what it is
38. Strip off on video chat and let me paint you like one of my french girls
39. Oil your body after a shower
40. Send me a naughty picture taken somewhere in public/somewhere you shouldn't
41. Do something dirty with an everyday object
42. Write a song dedicated to one body part of mine
43. Guess the colour of my underwear I'm wearing
44. Ask him for a picture of his best seduction face
45. Ask him for a naked apron photo
46. Give yourself a naughty alter ego name
47. Give me a naughty alter ego name
48. Choose a role play situation you would love to try
49. Choose one piece of clothing for me to wear next time we're together
50. Name an unexpected celebrity you would have a three some with
51. Describe your best kiss ever
52. Dress me for the day
Facetime your boyfriend or partner and have them undress you by command and then dress you in your outfit for the day. This is an understated s**y dare that will leave them wanting more! You could always agree to 'undress' together later on, before bed.
Flirty things to dare a guy over text
For when you're not quite ready to take it to the next level yet, these PG rated offerings make perfect dares for your crush over text or for your new boyfriend or long distance boyfriend!
1. Narrate one of your fantasies to me, using only PG rated/innocent images
Or using images of everyday items! This is so funny and gives them a chance to get super creative without any X rated imagery (which can somehow be even hotter somehow!)
2. Write me a secret lemon juice message and post it to me
This is such a cute and romantic idea in equal parts and has the opportunity to become super flirtatious and creative!
3. Draw me wearing your favourite outfit
Whether he draws you wearing his favourite outfit of yours, or his favourite outfit on him, remains to be seen, but it's definitely a solid flirtatious dare that draws attention to your body and leaves room for interpretation
4. Use phone autosuggest to create a flirty message
5. Undo half of your buttons and send me a photo
Rules are rules
6. Play flirty charades with me
7. Draw me a tattoo I should get and decide where I should have it
8. Cosplay as (insert name of celebrity here)
9. Ask for s** advice from your best friend
It has to be authentic and he can't reveal it is part of a dare
10. Do an impression of your s** ed teacher
11. Try an aphrodisiac food
12. Create a hashtag
Get your boyfriend to create his own hashtag and tag every post with it! It could be flirty, dirty, funny or super creative!
13. Choose a place for us to hang out together this summer
14. Put all of your clothes on backwards
15. Message flirtatious emojis to your best guy friends
A great rule is to keep the game fun and to avoid dares that could upset one or both parties in your relationship, or intrude on each others' privacy, making each other feel uncomfortable and pressured. These might include dares that involve someone's search history or dares that mean bringing up past relationships and romantic feelings, which can result in feelings of tension and resentment, and have the opposite effect. It can be easy to see it as an opportunity to dredge information from your partner that you wanted to know, but sometimes this information is best kept out of the relationship, if it does not apply to your current situations and your feelings about each other.
Like Pandora's Box, information like this can do more harm to a relationship than help it, and it is healthy to be able to have personal space in a relationship. Keeping it fun and lighthearted and between the two of you as a game to be played based on communication and trust. It can also be harder to communicate and find a resolution by text, if any conflict occurs, as things can get misconstrued so easily when messaging! It is always good to stay on the safe side and keep it mutually fun for both you and your partner.
Another element to avoid is hurting others; for example, it is best to avoid partaking in dares that trick others and risk hurting or upsetting them. This could include pretending to have feelings or be interested in someone for a dare, and fooling them as a result. A dare game shouldn't be played at the expense of hurting those around you - when involving someone, it is best only to do so if they are a trusted friend or family member
One more thing to consider as part of the disclaimer is online privacy and practising safe online s**ual behaviour. Only trade intimate pictures and vulnerable material in confidence with those you absolutely trust and are in a secure relationship with. There is nothing fun about a dare game getting out of hand!
It's great to make sure you are on the same page before beginning your game of dares over text, and know what you are both getting in to. If you don't have a s**ual relationship with your game partner, or it feels too awkward to dive straight in, we definitely recommend trying the flirty dares over text first and progressing if you both feel comfortable!
If you liked these definitely also check out these Best Dirty Questions for Guys, Cute Flirty Goodmorning Boyfriend Messages, Romantic Boyfriend Anniversary Messages and Best First Date Gift ideas!
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