Tuesday 19 January 2021

Dirty questions to ask your boyfriend or husband

Dirty questions to ask your boyfriend - that are subtle, smooth and suggestive! Here are 67 smooth flirty questions to try to give your guy a romantic surprise - the only list you'll ever need!

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What are some dirty questions to ask your boyfriend?

1. Have you ever had a dream about me?

2. What's the weirdest dream you've had about a girl?

3. If we could be anywhere together right now where would it be?

4. Wanna share some gum with me?

5. Where is the most discreet place around here?

6. What would you tattoo on me?

7. Which part of my body do you wish you could tattoo?

8. Will you help me with my um homework?

9. What do you wear to bed?

10. Are you familiar with the (store) cupboards around here?

11. Can you rub my back in the shower?

12. Wanna come riding with me? (if you're a horse fan)

13. Are these thigh high socks appropriate?

14. What do you think would happen if we cooked together?

15. Wanna make a fort with me?

16. What is the dirtiest thing you've thought about me?

17. Do you like it when a girl makes the first move?

18. Do you want to know what I'm wearing?

19. What's your favourite s** position?

20. If we were invisible to everyone but ourselves what would we do?

21. What is the naughtiest costume for Halloween?

22. What would you like me to be wearing right now?

23. What is the s**iest colour?

24. What is the best kind of car to make love in?

25. Can you see my underwear in this?

26. Wanna play a wrestling game?

27. Can you guess my favourite place to have s**?

28. Where would you take me in a secret garden?

29. What was your first favourite s**ual experience?

30. Wanna sit at the back of the cinema with me?

31. Have you ever swam naked?

32. Do you want to play dirty truth or dare?

33. How possible would it be to make love at work?

34. What was your first time hooking up with a girl like?

35. What would happen if we got locked in a cupboard?

36. What's the dirtiest thing you've ever written down?

37. What's your favourite part of a woman's body?

38. How would you spice up a date?

39. Have you ever tried edible underwear?

40. Have you ever wanted to tear my clothes off?

41. What's your favourite stress relief and can I join in?

42. What's your favourite item of clothing to remove from a girl?

43. When's your favourite time of day to have s**?

44. In an ideal world, how long would foreplay be?

45. What do my lips taste like?

46. Where is the dirtiest place to get a tattoo? (on the body)

47. If you could only see one body part of me forever what would it be?

What is a good flirty question?

Gentle good flirty questions include:

1. Where is your favourite place to be kissed?

2. What would you do if I kissed you?

3. Do you ever think about me at night?

4. If we spent an afternoon together, what would it look like?

5. When's the last time you felt butterflies?

6. What's your favourite flavour of gum?

7. What attracts you to people?

8. Do you like flavoured lip balm on a girl?

9. What is your postition on pre marital s**?

10. Can we make a fort together?

What are some dirty "would you rather" questions?

1. Would you rather spend an afternoon outside or inside together? (this is a great icebreaker to ease them in)

2. Would you rather shower together or swim naked together?

3. Would you rather have Christmas s** or Birthday s**?

4. Would you rather pay or be paid to have s**?

5. Would you rather get locked in a lift together or locked in a cupboard together?

6. Would you rather share a piece of gum or share a single bed?

7. Would you rather have ear kisses or neck kisses?

8. Would you rather have the lights on or the lights off?

9. Would you rather do it in extreme cold temperatures or extreme heat?

10. Would you rather have s** in an abandoned building or a public park?

11. Would you rather have lipstick on your face or love bites?

12. Would you rather be with your high school crush or your favourite celebrity?

These are some of the most fun dirty questions to ask your crush or boyfriend! They make perfect romantic surprise questions to put the thought in his head - or perfect question ideas to spice up your long distance relationship! They also make great romantic surprise ideas for a new boyfriend - when you feel it's too new to buy him a gift. 

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